Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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|[G/f#] |

Verse 1

Think me and you could maybe use a lost weekend

I've been losing all my friends

I wave another empty bottle in your face,

Like I'm hitting it hard

 But it's just pretend

 'cos you know I'm not

I wouldn't know where to start

  [G/f#]

I've been there before

 I went and got lost,

  [G/f#]

Always the back end of this pantomime horse

Verse 2

All we seem to do these days is wave our arms and yell

Other people are hell

And what's that song you're singing, everybody hurts?

And everybody lies,

 Don't wanna remember,

 too many regrets

And no cigarettes

  [G/f#]

'cos I'm not a smoker,

 But I said I was

 And the elevator stuck between the floors

  [G/f#]

Is getting to me

 Don't let him forsake you

Rack 'em up and knock 'em down again

  [G/f#]

You're changing direction

 I won't know where I was

 The back end of the pantomime horse

  [G/f#]

Is getting to me

Chorus

Ooooooooh delay (lyrics? possibly odelay)

Maestro, a drum roll please

strum once

This is the golden age

Verse 3

Staring down the corners of the room

Another nowhere town

When everything I sing is in a minor key

I have to write it down,

 Or I won't remember

 Then I'll get it wrong

This isn't the song,

  [G/f#]

I'm thinking I'm not the singer

 That I thought I was

 In the solitude before the applause

  [G/f#]

Is getting to me

Chorus

Ooooooooooh delay

Maestro a drum roll please

strum once

This is the golden age

Outro

 | | | | strum once

Chords used

The alternative C chord sounds a bit more like the recording I think, I may

be completely wrong.

Joey Warner

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