Standard (EADGBE)

I can’t help my feelings

I’ll go out of my mind

These players come to get me

’Cause they’d like my behind

I can’t love my business

If I can’t get a trick

Down on Santa Monica

Where tricks are for kicks

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

 (Oh.) Come on and kick me

 (Oh.) You’ve got your problems

 (Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe

 You got your big cheese

(No chord)

I got my hash pipe

I can’t help my boogies

They get out of control

I know that you don’t care

But I want you to know

The knee-stocking flavor

Is a favorite treat

Of men that don’t bother

With the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

 (Oh.) Come on and kick me

 (Oh.) You’ve got your problems

 (Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe

 You got your big cheese

 I got my hash pipe

- (Single notes on string)

I’ve got my hash pipe

Solo

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

 (Oh.) Come on and kick me

 (Oh.) You’ve got your problems

 (Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe

 You got your big cheese

 I got my hash pipe

- (Single notes on string)

I got my hash pipe

I’ve got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe

Chorded by Kenny Perry, not sure if all the lyrics are correct, hard to tell what

he's saying. Play along with the song you'll get it.