Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

---------(x4)(use bar chords strumming only the e-B-G strings)

Verse1

(same 3 string strumming pattern as intro)

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She had long legs and blond hair

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And a skirt cut to here

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She's the sexiest go-go boot wearin' little hottie

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In the final frontier

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She had a digital clipboard

As she walked down the hall

And when she looked at the bridge crew

She knew that she could have sex with 'em all

Chorus1

(in comes full strum bar chords with distortion)

Yeoman Rand

I'll be your man

Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt

But I don't give a damn

Bridge

hold on B

Verse 2

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She had a thing for the Captain

But didn't we all

She used to mainline the Venus drug

Cut with pure alcohol

She was fired you know

After six episodes

And my heart was forever broken

When she left the show

Repeat chorus1

Chorus2

Yeoman Rand

I'll be your man

With a need for warp speed and more speed

You just don't understand

Repeat chorus1