Standard (EADGBE)

To make the riff melody like on the record you will need to hammer on and off the

b string using your pinky finger while strumming the bar chord D up and down like

so.... (strum down = d strum up = u)

Verse 1

(

…. = Palm Mute)

……. …….

I don’t want to live like you and be just another clone

I don’t want to be popular I’d rather be alone

I don’t want your addiction, I got one of my own

Cause I’ve been bestowed every episode of Star Trek ever shown

(Repeat Intro riff)

……. …….

I don’t want to be a leader or last longer in bed

I don’t want a therapist to fix my fucked-up head

I don’t want to hear the lies and bullshit that you’ve spread

I just want to go and get it on with a girl from Betazed

And boldly go where no man’s gone before

(Pickslide)

Chorus

(w/intro riff)

Yeah, I don’t want your shiny car

I don’t want your new guitar

I don’t want your medicine

When I’m not feeling well

I don’t want your paradise

I found my god in Star Trek Five

I don’t want to go to heaven

As long as they have Vulcans in hell

(Repeat Intro Riff)

Verse 2

same as v1):

I don’t want entertainment news or reality TV

I don’t give a flying fuck about Paris and Britney

I don’t want your shitty job, poverty’s fine for me

It just leaves me more quality time in front of my TV

To boldly go where no man’s gone before

::Repeat Chorus::

Bridge

Listen for strum mute pattern):

And your champagne

And your cocaine

And your hot stocks

And your Botox

And your flat screen

And your cuisine

And your implants

And your tight pants

And your new cars

Cuban cigars

And your hot tub

And your yacht club

And your limo

And your Bordeaux

Won’t make you happier than me

::Solo (I just improvise on the standard A Blues scale)::

::Repeat Chorus::

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