Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(acoustic guitar open chords)

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Verse 1

Well you got questions

Star Trek or Star Trak?

To boldly go, but what about the trip back?

Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack?

Why does a Talosian head look like a butt crack?

I don’t know

Here’s the thing

I’m just the captain

I’m here to sing

I’m on a mission – I ain’t afraid

I’m just out here in space to get laid

And now I’m rappin’

Was bound to happen

Show me an alien ass

I’ll be tappin’

Balls are slappin’

Your hands are clappin’

Everybody give it up for the captain

Chorus

(x2) (Bar Chords)

Huh - Give it up for the Captain

Huh - Give it up for the Captain

Huh - Give it up for the Captain

Come on - Come on - Come on - Come on

Verse 2

Well yeah, I’m bald, but so is Picard

And just like Janeway

My dick is always hard

Want more power? I got power

Shoot my seed

Like an alien a flower

Got my Spock on

Phaser lock on

Cock block shock jock

Mother fuckin rock on

Now I’m rappin’

Don’t give me crap man

Everybody give it up for the captain

::repeat Chorus::

Bridge

He's the Captain, you’re his crew

Oh can you feel him hailing you?

Just follow him and through the galaxy

 Oh he will lead

 Can't you see

 It's heavenly

Verse 3

Well I got to scratch

‘Cause you got the itch

I know you’re not green

But your still my bitch

You’ll never hear me say, “Abandon ship”

I’ll boldly take you on a ten inch trip

I’m in deep space

Looking for a new race

Spread my space seed all over your face

Now I’m rappin’

Your ass I’m mappin’

Everybody give it up for the..

::repeat Chorus::

::Repeat Bridge::

::repeat Chorus::