Standard (EADGBE)

 I used to take you out nearly every night.

 Acting interested in everything you like.

 Painfully pretending you we're everything I wanted.

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Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-

 Please appreciate my honesty.

 I'm so glad that I can lay around, hand in pants without a chance of disappointing you.

 Never listening, or helping except for a critique or two.

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Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-

 Please appreciate my honesty. Appreciate my honesty

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I'm so happy that we've gotten past the lies.

If you don't believe me start again with any other guy.

They'll be nice and really try but soon like me they'll realize: that it's a lie.

 Over time I've let myself go.

But I'm not going to let you go unless you want to go and pick me up some food or something

nice.

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Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-

 Please appreciate my honesty.

Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-

 Please appreciate my honesty. Appreciate my honesty.