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Intro

I can't take this kinda pressure

I must confess one more dusty road

 Would be just a road too long

Worthless...

I just can't, I just can't

I just can't seem to get started!

Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane

All that has passed and gone

Worthless!

 There ain't nothing you can do about it

Worthless!

Pardon me while I panic!

Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

I come from KC Missouri

 And I got my kicks down on Route 66

 Every truck stop from Butte to MO

Motown to Old Alabama

 From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo

Worthless...

I once ran the Indy 500

 I must confess I'm impressed how I did

 And I wonder how close that I came

Now I get a sinking sensation

I was the top of the line, out of site out of mind

 So much for fortune and fame

Worthless!

Worthless!

Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

Once took a Texan to a wedding

Once took a Texan to a wedding

He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting

 His thoughts turn to home and we turned

I took a man to a graveyard

I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough

 Just living with the stuff I have learned

Worthless!

Worthless!

Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

Once drove a surfer to sunset

There were bikinis and buns filled with weenies

Believe me, just couldn't forget

Pico, lets go up to Zuma

Pico, lets go up to Zuma

From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land

Get up and go hit the highway

I worked on a reservation

Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?

Once in an Indian nation

I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi

 Who was happy to lie there and say

"You're worthless"