Capo 6th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Strum E and stop

Vocals only E

Do you remember?

 Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?

 I would rather not!

But if I must

 Then by God I will

 Let me refresh your memory

 I am still

Vocals Only A

The Woman you married

 And don't you forget it

 I like my guitars loud

I am angry and proud

 And you will regret it

 If you think I will be

 But I never was

 You can't make Betty Crockett

An idol punk rocker

 Why why because

Vocals only E

I like speed and cocaine

 and good red wine

and lately I am sober

 too much of the time

But the devil is in me

 and he's had his fill

 and when he breaks free

 You're going to see

 That I am still

Vocals only A

The woman you married

 I ain't changed a bit

 For all the children that I have carried

I am the fat ass you married

 the hat still fits!

Vocals only E

Do you remember?

 Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?

 I would rather not!

But if I must

 Then by God I will

 Let me refresh your memory

 I am still

Refrain

Vocals Only A

The Woman you married

 The Woman you married

 The hatchets are buried

The children are carried

 I am the woman you married

OUTTRO

Vocals Only E Strum down on E 6 times to end

The Woman you married