Standard (EADGBE)
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time