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Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer

Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERY DAY

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING

Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps

 If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)

RUB YOUR TESTICLES

WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING

Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer

Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer

 Or rub your balls only for pleasure

Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

 You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time

 You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE

Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time