Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

 I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail

 If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail

Sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

 Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest

 From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test

 Well I did my best but as you might-a guessed it's a tough test not to fail

 I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Chorus

 One phone call, two Tylenol

 Four cold grey walls closing in

 If I ever do get out on that highway again

 I aint ever going back to Tillamook County

 No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County

 It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew

 And that lying son of gun he told 'em I done some things that I didn't do

 They came a runnin' for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail

 And now I'm a sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Chorus

Guitar

 I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

 And I'm hoping that she's not so mad now she doesn't even pay my bail

 We coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation

 Have to send all my money through the mail

 I'm gonna send all me money through the Tillamook County Jail

 Yes, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail

 Hey, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail