Standard (EADGBE)
Wossy, in two weeks youll be gone
This is my last opportunity to sing you a song
So I wanna ask a favour before
You get on with your life
Jonathan, I wanna make love to you
Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you
Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you
Sweet love to your wife
Theres just something about her
That drives me insane
Shes got that cute sense of humour
And a brilliant brain
But if Im totally honest
My feelings for Jane
Are mostly sexual
Dont wanna put you and her
In an awkward position
But I know Id regret it
If I didnt ask the question
I have talked to my wife
And she gave me permission
We both have a celebrity shag concession
And mine is Jane
Hers is Wayne Rooney
Although to be fair
Theres not much chance of scoring there
Jane, in two weeks time
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby
And surely youre not gonna wanna be
Spending time with a bum
I know that in a month or three
Hell have weaselled his way back onto my TV
But in the meantime, would you consider me
For a little fun?
The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern
(Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2)
Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, youll be diggin me
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you
What I wouldnt give for just one night with you
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a
Couple of whips and an underwater camera
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you
Wossy, you can watch if thatd make you feel better
Thatd make it even more unforgettable
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife
Stop me, wont you Wossy, if this is getting weird?
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard
Im just doing a song, like we agreed
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna
Make sweet love to your wife
Oooh
Jonathan Ive always admired you
I was nervous about our interview
But your producers assured me
That all I had to do
Was be totally honest...with you
Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!