Standard (EADGBE)

All list available lots of places online.

IMPORTANT: In the verses play the first for variations used above (i.e. all above 5th

However, in the choruses base all your chords as low as possible (e.g. use the lowest G#m

F#m which are based on the 4th and 2nd fret of the 6th string). With this you should

have to go any higher up the neck than the 4th fret during choruses.

You have to play about a bit to get the end of the chorus right, but the chords are all

I think.

Fill 1: Linking 2 phases of a verse:

Fill 2: Just before chorus

Verse 1

  Your love for me is not debatable

Your sexual appetite’s insatiable

You never ever make me waitable

Bb7 (strum once) Eb6 followed by Fill 1

Delectable, inflatable you.

  You don’t have problems with your weight at all

You never steal food off my plate at all

I never have to masturbate at all

Bb7 Eb6 followed by Fill 1

Unstoppable, inflatable you.

  You never seem to menstruate at all

So you’re not angry when I’m late at all

I feel permanently felatable

Bb7 Eb6(once) followed by Fill 2

Unpoppable, inflatable you.

Chorus 1

 With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away

 With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey

 In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown

 We could just float forever whatever the weather

( once)

Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.

Verse 2

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable

You always do what you are toldable

And if we argue you just foldable

Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable

I took you ‘round to watch the footable

And Steve and Gary said you’re rootable

Commutable, refutable you.

You’re never sensitive or tickley

When I rub you my skin goes prickerly

It’s know an static electricity

Felicity when I’m kissing you.

Chorus 2

Your skin is so smooth – I couldn’t afford you with hair

You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air

Your problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych

To know if you get down I just perk you right up

With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

Verse 3

You never wake up when I snore at all

A trait which I find quite adorable

You have a box and you are storable

Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position’s feasible

Although you don’t bend at the knees at all

Your hooters are so firm and squeezable

Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don’t complain about my hairy back

Or ‘bout the inches that downstairs I lack

You’re not disgusted by my furry crack

Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.

Now birth control is not an issue

I clean it all up with a tissue

I bet my jealous friend all wish you

Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

Outro

 Don’t let me down.

Don’t let me down.

And so on.

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