Standard (EADGBE)
All list available lots of places online.
IMPORTANT: In the verses play the first for variations used above (i.e. all above 5th
However, in the choruses base all your chords as low as possible (e.g. use the lowest G#m
F#m which are based on the 4th and 2nd fret of the 6th string). With this you should
have to go any higher up the neck than the 4th fret during choruses.
You have to play about a bit to get the end of the chorus right, but the chords are all
I think.
Fill 1: Linking 2 phases of a verse:
Fill 2: Just before chorus
Verse 1
Your love for me is not debatable
Your sexual appetites insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Bb7 (strum once) Eb6 followed by Fill 1
Delectable, inflatable you.
You dont have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Bb7 Eb6 followed by Fill 1
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
You never seem to menstruate at all
So youre not angry when Im late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Bb7 Eb6(once) followed by Fill 2
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
Chorus 1
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey
In this ocean of life Im never afraid we might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
( once)
Whenever my inflatable lovers around.
Verse 2
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said youre rootable
Commutable, refutable you.
Youre never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
Its know an static electricity
Felicity when Im kissing you.
Chorus 2
Your skin is so smooth I couldnt afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I dont need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.
Verse 3
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.
Any sexual positions feasible
Although you dont bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.
You dont complain about my hairy back
Or bout the inches that downstairs I lack
Youre not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all up with a tissue
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
Outro
Dont let me down.
Dont let me down.
And so on.
End on: