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Intro

Underneath the arches

By the barricades

I will do just what you want

 If money you will pay

With faded jeans trainers on

 My hair bleached and permed

Well if you’ve got the money

 Then I will take your sperm

Well chiselled is my jawline

Scarcely an acne scar

And I’ve been had in toilets

Toilets cars and bars

I’m just a piece of meat

 For you to have your fun

So pull my trousers around my thighs

 And stick it up my bum

 I’m Piccadilly Lilly

 So if you want a quickie

I will do just what you want

By the penny arcades

When I do get older

I’ll marry me a soldier

And he will go and buy a boy

From the penny arcade