Standard (EADGBE)

 *( Riff):

(Play this Riff whenever Am* is shown)

Chorus 1

  'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,

 You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.

 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny,

 More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

Verse 1

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,

When he was busking he was all of the rage.

He met Jables and he taught him well;

All the techniques that were de-veloped in Hell.

Cock pushups and the power slide,

Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.

They formed a band they named Tenacious D,

And then they got the Pick Of Destiny.

Chorus 2

 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,

 You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.

 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,

 Our tasty moves are better than a chicken Chow Mein.

Bridge 1

 'Cos he who is sleezy, is easy to please-y,

 And she who is juicy, must be Loose-y Goose-y

 And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.

Interlude

Break

 The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,

 The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.

 But then he broke his tooth and thus the Demon said 'ow'!

Chorus 3

 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,

 You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.

 'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,

 You know our Boogie's better than-a Citizen Kane.

Bridge 2

 'Cos he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer,

 And she who is Snarky, is full of marlarky.

 And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.

Solo

Bridge 3

 'Cos if you're a diva, then go to Geneva,

 And if you're a croney, then suck on my boney.

 And if you are groovy, then get in my movie, it's called...

Outro

 The Pick Of Des-ti-ny,

 The Pick Of Des-ti-ny.

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