Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,

 I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

 I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,

 But all i wanna do is get into his parka

 I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

 Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers

 But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber

 I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

 I make a wish on the northern lights

 that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

 I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now

 These cold winter nights are taking their toll

 I even get excited when i see the north pole

See the north pole

 I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know

 i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe