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Intro

She's 39 but she still looks young

Not very young, but a lot of fun

She's my 39th lady, in the sun

49 and I'm feeling fine

In the sun, it's a lot of fun

Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight

I think about her every damn night

39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

I'm 49, drinkin' white wine

Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more

From now on I got my 39 year-old whore

 Oh!

 Don't you call her a whore

I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out

She's sweet and she's getting old

 And she's mine, to have and to hold

She needs a dentist appointment quick

I pay for it and she sucka my dick

When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus

I stick the finger in it!

Then I fuckin' didariddly doo

And I fuckin' gots to spew

 Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe

Get me a tissue

Chardonnay in the setting sun

She's 39, but she's number one

Get the apartment just right

she's comin' over tonight

I like it cause I don't feel scared

She's 39, I'm in my underwear

 Here she comes, comin' down the hallway

 She's knockin' on my door!

I open the door

There she is, not too bad, good enough

39 year-old lady, young enough for me

Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me

Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me

Mature woman, she's my lady

Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah

She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys

Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady

Special lady

We can see a fuckin' movie

 And agree it's a total piece of shit

Comfortable shoes, never loose

We can fuckin' talk about some things

She don't need no diamond rings

She don't need no

 Diamond rings