Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

missed my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming

boss man singing his same old song

rolled in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower

walk of shame with two different shoes on.

 now its poor me, why me, oh me

 boring the same old worn out blah blah story

 there's no good explanation for it at all.

aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning

aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing

life dont go quite like you plan it

we try so hard to understand it

 the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, pshh it happens.

 my trusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac

 i'll be right back, going down to wally world

 that yellow light turned red too quickly

knew that truck the moment it hit me

out stepped my ex and his new girl

(spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.)

 now its poor me, why me, oh me

 boring the same old worn out blah blah story

 there's no good explanation for it at all.

aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning

aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing

life dont go quite like you plan it

we try so hard to understand it

 the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, it happens.

aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning

aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing

life dont go quite like you plan it

we try so hard to understand it

 the irrefutable, indisputable fact is

 oh, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is

pshh, it happens.

NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in

a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to

the track to hear how it sounds. :)