As Bad As This Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

E D A E

EDid you ever in youEmr life before

DFeeAl as bad as thEis?

EDid you ever in gEmood time think

 My liDfe hadA gone amEiss?

 NEmow I feel I've been uAnfair

 'cEmause I catch you hanging Athere.

EDid you ever in yEmour life before

DFeeAl as bad as tEhis?

[Same Chords throughout song]

God knows I tried a half a year

But it didn't do no good.

My damnedest try to make it work,

I knew it never would.

Now there's nothin' wrong with you,

And there's nothing you could ever do.

God knows I tried a half a year

But it didn't do no good.

The times were good,

But over now,

A pleasant memory.

I'm sorry, there's another face

One that's close to me.

You know 'bout what I learned

And there's no stone left unturned.

The times were good,

But over now,

A pleasant memory. (sigh)

[Stops]

EDon't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

BSaid the momma to her son

EWipe the butt clean with the paper

AMake it nice for everyone

EBut don't sit down on the BPlexiglas toilet yEeah B

[Same Chords for rest]

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet

Holds the lid up with one hand

Won't let go the lid for fear that

On his banana it will land

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada

With the sauce that burns the heart

Family comes to visit family

Momma says don't belch and fart

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Everybody Sing!

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Fun Song.