Standard (EADGBE)

2x

Ben Franklin went out one night,

Tied a key to the end of a kite,

Electricity struck so bright,

Write it down muthafuckas

Friends:

You called the kids motherfuckers?

Stephen:

Some of them were motherfuckers, yes.

Friends:

Science

Stephen:

Ummm... okay!

Issac Newton sat under a tree,

An apple hit him in the head so he,

Said holy shit that's gravity,

Write it down muthafuckas

Stephen:

I have a million of these.

Friends:

Then why don't you do the pilgrims?

Stephen:

Okay... hey now and...

Pilgrims raced against the clock,

Looking for a place to dock,

They said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock,

Write it down muthafuckas.

Friends:

I don't like the fact that you are implying that the

pilgrims were lazy.

Stephen:

I'm not implying anything.

Friend:

Wright Brothers.

Oooh that's a good one.

Stephen:

Uh...

A dude named Orville Wright,

Told his bro lets invent flight,

So Wilbur said "ight",

Write it down muthafuckas

Stephen:

Yes, yes Wilbur said "ight"

Friend:

Wilbur said "ight"?

Stephen:

In my story he did.

Friend:

Wilbur was street in your story?

Stephen:

That's right.

Friend:

Word.

Stephen:

See, you can't stump me

Friend:

Slavery?

Stephen:

Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...

Abe Lincoln lead the nation,

Freed slaves form the plantation,

Emanci-mothafuckin' proclamation,

Write it down ananem-ops.

Friend:

Gandhi!

Stephen:

Uh... I did not have a Ghandi one. Uh...

Alright hold on, hold on, hold on.

Gandhi... Uh... alright.

(Slowly)

Gandhi is what you said,

An Indian with a bald head,

And he was a bit under fed,

Write is down muthafuckas!

Stephen:

See?! Yeah! Fired from that job!

Friend:

Your a genius.

I think this is correct. If you don't think it sounds right,

by all means correct me. :-)

Enjoy the song!