Standard (EADGBE)

 INTRO

Verse 1

 Punctured bicycle

 on a hill side desolate,

 will nature make a man of me yet

 when this charming car

 this charming man

 why pamper lifes complexity

when the leather runs smooth

 on the passengers seat______

PRE CHORUS

 I would go out tonight

 but i havent got a stitch to wear

 this man said its gruesome

 that someone so handsome should care______

Chorus

 Ah! a jumped up pantry boy

 who never knew his place

 he said return the ring

 he knows so much a-bout these things

 he knows so much a-bout these things

PRE CHORUS 2

 I would go out tonight

 but i havent got a stitch to wear

 this man said its gruesome

 that someone so handsome should care___

 La la la la la la la this charming man___

 La la la la la la la this charming man___

Chorus 2

 Ah! a jumped up pantry boy

 who never knew his place

 he said return the ring

 he knows so much a-bout these things

 he knows so much a-bout these things

 he knows so much a-bout these things_________

 OUTRO