Standard (EADGBE)

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I wouldn't kiss Bruce Springsteen,

 Jackson Brown or Leonard Cohen.

But I know someone who'd love to shoot

 The drummer in Status Quo.

 And I wouldn't drop it all on Bono,

 There'd be far too many legal wrangles.

 But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to touch the Bangles.

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I wouldn't kiss AC/DC

 Or Lemmy from Motorhead

I wouldn't kiss Tom Petty,

 Tina Turner or the Grateful Dead.

 And I wouldn't kiss Mr Tambourine Man

 No matter how he jingle jangles

 But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to kiss the Bangles.

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I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.

I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.

I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.

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Err ... my favourite's Vicky, actually.

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 I wouldn't kiss Liam O'Maonlai,

 Guns & Roses or Muddy Waters.

I wouldn't kiss Brian Wilson

 Or his lovely yankee daughters.

 And Shane McGowan is not my type

 Because his teeth are green and mangled

 But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to bang the Bangles.

 Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to bang the Bangles.

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