Capo 2nd fret

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Intro

The people in this city call me country,

Because of how I walk and talk and smile.

Well I don't mind them laughing in the city,

But the country folks all say I'm citified.

The fighting men they say that I'm a coward.

Because I never push no one around.

Gentle people call me trouble-maker,

Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground.

Funny I don't fit.

 Where have all the average people gone?

Some pious people point and call me sinner,

Because to them I've never seen the light.

Other folks think of me as a preacher.

I'm just doing what I think is right.

The wealthy people think that I am a hobo,

Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs.

And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man,

But really, I'm just trying to get along.

It's funny I don't fit.

 Tell me where have all the average people gone?

And the government has given me a number,

To simplify my birth and life and death.

And still my woman thinks I'm awful important,

Like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath.

Funny I don't fit.

 Where have all the average people gone?

Yes, it's funny I don't fit.

 Where have all the average people gone?

 Honey I don't fit,

 Where have all the average people gone?

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