Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x4

Doctor, doctor, can you cure me?

A little pill, a little something to assure me

 I'm gonna feel better when I walk outside your door

He said son, son, son I know what you're needin'

Your body is fine, it's your soul that's bleedin'

I got the same disease, ain't nobody yet found the cure

Well if you find it, bottle it, you'll be a rich man for sure

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This ain't no joke (oh no!)

 You gotta know how to bend if you don't wanna get broke (oh no!)

Keep your piece in the Big Bad Game

 You know you gotta go a little loco to stay sane

General, general, I gotta ask it

With my new uniform do I get a casket

And a one way ticket, or do you plan to bring me back home?

He said son, son, son that's a mighty good question

Ain't got your answer, just a suggestion

Join up, find out, hope you ain't accident prone

Cause even in the very best company, boy, we're always alone

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 The more we dig in, the deeper the hole

 Coming off the rails when we get on a roll

 Hangman's tyin' a noose on the line

 Keep a couple screws loose, 'n you'll be fine

Solo

Fortuneteller lady, what do you see?

Are there swerves, are there curves in the road up ahead of me?

Will I die richer or poor, lose my mind, or come to some sour end?

She said son, son, son step into my booth

You look like a nice young man let me tell you the truth

It's a secret, now, don't tell any of your friends

But I ain't never seen the end of no story cause no story ever ends

Chorus x2