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 I got a call from my best friend this evening

 He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night

 Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied

 And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ahead and try"

'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

 It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

Now I've heard it said that too much fun will kill you

 And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna die

 Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised

 Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype

 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

 And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life. That's right

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Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow

 So you might as well raise a little hell tonight

 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

 And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life. That's right.