Crazy Eddies Last Hurrah Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G G

Verse 1

GWell, it sure didnt Ctake to lGong

 I woke up in the mCorning she was gGone

EmAnd the note that she wrCote didnt saGy dear Cjohn

 It said Ggoodbye Dfucker im Ggone

GShe was a homegrown Cmountain Ggirl

 Raised in a Cdifferent Gworld

 I was a Emwanna be Crocker She was Gmore into CMerle

GCouldn't see it Djust wouldn't Gwork

Chorus

 And now I'm Emdouble fisting Clong necks, gGrapefruit and CStoli

 But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely G

Interlude

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G G

Verse 2

 Well I Gpoured myCself in my Gcar

 I Gdrove it on Cdown to the Gbar

 But they Emwouldn't let me Cin Cause I Gain't a movie Cstar

 So I Gwent to the DHorse Shoe on GLamar

 Well the Gbouncer Cthrew me out Gtoo

 And I Gdidn't know Cwhat to Gdo

 So I Empicked up the Cphone And I Gcalled dear CSue

 The Gcock blocker Dwouldn't let me Gthrough

Chorus 2

 And now I'm Emwishing for some Cdrugs or a Gshrink to Cconsole me

 But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely

Interlude

Repeat Twice)

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G G

Verse 3

 Well I Ggathered up Call my Gguns

 And a Gpipe bomb Cjust for Gfun

 I Emdrove to her Chouse and Gparked out on the Glawn

 She's Gright I always Dwas the crazy Gone.

 Well her Gboyfriend was Csure nice to Gme

 Said "Gcalm down would Cyou like a Gdrink"

 And I Emshot him full of Choles From his Gnose to his Cknees

 And I Gpolished off her Dlittle sweet Gpea

Chorus 3

 And I'm Emcrying on me Cknees feeling Gdirty and Cunholy

 But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely

 Now I'll Emprobably get Clife and Gserve at least Cforty,

 But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely