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DDT did a job on me. Now I am a real sickie.

Guess I'll have to break the news that I got no mind to lose.

All the girls are in love with me. I'm a teenage lobotomy.

Slugs and snails are after me. The DDT keeps me happy.

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em that I have no cerebellum.

Gonna get my PhD. I'm a teenage lobotomy.

 Lobotomy Lobotomy Lobotomy Lobotomy

DDT did a job on me. Now I am a real sickie.

Guess I'll have to break the news that I got no mind to lose.

All the girls are in love with me. I'm a teenage lobotomy.