Standard (EADGBE)

 [ EAE (4x) ]

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

 You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop.

Cretin! Cretin!

 [ EAE (2x) ]

  1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more

  4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven.

There's no stoppin'...

I'm gonna go...

 [ EAE (2x) ]

1-2-3-4...

 [ EAE (2x) ]

ROCKAWAY BEACH

Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum

The sun is out and I want some.

It's not hard, not far to reach

We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach.

Up on the roof, out on the street

Down in the playground the hot concrete

Busride is too slow

They blast out the disco on the radio

  Rock Rock Rockaway Beach

  Rock Rock Rockaway Beach

  Rock Rock Rockaway Beach

  We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach (2x)

[ GD FC (2x) ]

  It's not hard, not far to reach

  We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach.

  It's not hard, not far to reach

  We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach.

Chewing out a rhythm...

Up on the roof...

Rock Rock Rockaway Beach... (1x)

 [ GD FC (2x) ]

Rock Rock Rockaway Beach... (2x)

 [ ]

HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you

 I do, I do (2x)

  But I told her why we just can't make it

  I want you still but just can't take it

  The time has come we oughta break it

  Someone had to pay the price

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh it's over

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh over

It's true, it's true (2x)

And I think of times we were together

As time went on it seemed forever

But times have changed now things are better

Someone had to pay the price

Solo

(2x) ]

And I think of times we were together

As time went on it seemed forever

But times have changed now things are better

 [ (2x) ]

Someone had to pay the price.

LOCKET LOVE

 [ (2x) ]

Lovely lovely locket love

You could use a little of

Hang a chain around you

You're hangin' too

  Hang on a little bit longer

  Hang on you're a goner

 [ (2x) ]

Lovely lovely locket love

Cause a picture never does

Try to expose you

For what you put me through

Hang on...

 [ (2x) ]

  Never never can tell

  How hard you fell

  Lovely lovely locket 'cause

  The best poison of

 [ (2x) ]

Lovely lovely locket love

You got a pocket of

Lovely little tricks you do

Now I'm hangin' too

Hang on...

 [ (2x) ]

Never never can tell...

 [ (2x) ]

Lovely lovely locket love

Tou could use a little of

Hang a chain around you

You're hangin' too

Hang on...

 [ (4x) ]

I DON'T CARE

 [ AAGA GAGF (2x) ]

I don't care (he don't care)

I don't care (he don't care)

I don't care about this world

I don't care about that girl

I don't care (he don't care)

 [ AAGA GAGF (2x) ]

I don't care...

 [ AAGA GAGF (2x) ]

  I don't care I don't care

  I don't care I don't care

  I don't care I don't care

 [ AAGA GAGF (2x) ]

I don't care (he don't care)

I don't care (he don't care)

I don't care about these words

I don't care about that girl

I don't care

[ AAGA GAGF G (1x) AAGA ]

SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER

 [ -> (4x) ]

 Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go

They're ready to go now

 They've got their surfboards

 And they're going to the discotheque a go go

But she just couldn't stay

She had to break away

Well New York City really has it all

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

  Sheena is a punk rocker

  Sheena is a punk rocker

  Sheena is a punk rocker now.

  Sheena is a punk rocker

  Sheena is a punk rocker

  Sheena is a punk rocker now.

  She's a punk punk, a punk rocker

  Punk punk, a punk rocker

  Punk punk, a punk rocker

  Punk punk, a punk rocker

 [ -> (4x) ]

Well the kids...

Sheena is a punk rocker...

 [ -> (4x) ]

  Sheena is a punk rocker

  Sheena is a punk rocker

  Sheena is a punk rocker now. (repeat & fade out)

WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

 [ AE (4x) GA (2x) ]

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and daddy. (2x)

Sitting here in Queens

Eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines

Gulpin' down thorazines.

We ain't got no friends

Our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send

Daddy likes men.

 [ AE (4x) GA (2x) ]

Daddy's telling lies

Baby's eating flies

Mommy's on pills

Baby's got the chills.

I'm friends with the President

I'm friends with the Pope

We're all making a fortune

Selling Daddy's dope.

Sitting here in Queens...

We ain't got no friends...

 [ AE (4x) GA (2x) ]

We're a happy family... (repeat & fade out)

TEENAGE LOBOTOMY

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! (3rd with bass only)

 [ DA (4x) AGD (2x) ]

  DDT did a job on me

  Now I am a real sickie

  Guess I'll have to break the news

  That I got no mind to lose.

  All the girls are in love with me

  I'm a teenage lobotomy.

 [ EF#B ]

 [ DA (4x) AGD (2x) ]

Slugs and snails are after me

DDT keeps me happy

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em

That I got no cerebellum.

Gonna get my Ph.D.

I'm a teenage lobotomy.

 [ EF#B ]

 [ DA (4x) AGD (2x) ]

Lobotomy...

 [ DA (4x) AGD (2x) ]

DDT did a job on me...

 [ EF#B ]

 [ DA (4x) AGD (2x) ]

DO YOU WANNA DANCE?

 Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?

Tell me baby I'm your lover man

 Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?

Squeeze me baby all through the night

Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

  Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

  Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

  Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

Do you wanna dance under the moonlight... (2x)

Do you do you...

Do you do you... (no final E) (2x)

Do you do you...

I WANNA BE WELL

Yeah, I wanna be well

I wanna be well

I wanna be

I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want (2x)

  my

  LSD, golly gee,

  DDT, wowee!

  Daddy's broke

  Holy smoke

  My future's bleak

  Ain't it neat?

Yeah, I wanna be well... (2x)

my LSD...

Yeah, I wanna be well

I wanna be well (4x)

I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING

 [ (2x) ]

You better know what you want

You know how little I got

I can't give you anything.

I can't give you anything.

I can't give you anything.

 [ (2x) ]

You better know...

 [ (2x) ]

  You think I'm real cute

  But who's gonna bring home the loot?

  Make up your mind about

  Hope you don't doubt, that

  I can't give you anything.

  I can't give you anything.

  I can't give you anything.

 [ (2x) ]

You better know...

 [ (2x) ]

You think I'm...

  I can't give you anything. (repeat & fade out)

RAMONA

 [ FC (2x) ]

Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee

Little Tom and Joey

You know we're goin' over

Sweet sweet little Ramona

You're getting better and better

It's getting easier than ever

Hey you kids in the crowd

You know you like it when the music's loud.

Sweet sweet little Ramona

she always wants to come over

Sweet sweet little Ramona

I think I'll try and phone her

I let her in if you're wondering why

Cause she's a spy for the BBI

I let her in and I started to cry

And then I knew I wanted to die

  Oooh, little Ramona. (3x)

  Oooh

Sweet sweet little Ramona...

Oooh, little Ramona...

SURFIN' BIRD

Well everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird bird is a word (8x)

Don't you know about the bird

 Well everybody knows that the bird is a word

Bird bird bird...

  Bird bird bird bird is a word

Well everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird...

Bird bird bird bird is a word

  Surfin' bird! Papa-papa-papa...

  Papa-ooma-mow-mow

  Papa-ooma-mow-mow (24x)

Don't you know...

Papa-ooma-mow-mow (repeat & fade out)

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS WAY?

uu uu u (2x)

Hey hey hey

Why is it always this way? (2x)

  Last time I saw her alive

  She was wavin', wavin' bye bye

  She was contemplating suicide

  Now she's lying in a bottle of formaldehyde.

  And oh, I just don't know

  Why I can't let her go

  Oh I just don't know.

Hey hey hey

Why is it always this way? (2x)

Last time I saw her alive

She was going to the wash and dry

She was outside hitchin' a ride

Now she's lying

In a bottle of formaldehyde.

And oh, I just don't know...

Hey hey hey... (repeat & fade out)

All songs by Ramones except

Do You Wanna Dance? by Freeman

Surfin' Bird by White/Frazier/Harris/Wilson

Chords are mostly 5's but indicating this all the time would be a mess.

They're mostly 'major-like' anyway except for F#5 in Here Today, Gone

Tomorrow, which may even be F#m.

means no chord.

Lyrics are from uwp and were sent by Eric Wincentsen.