Standard (EADGBE)

 Always stiff, all day long

Nothing's right till it's all wrong

 It makes no sense until I'm tense

Always laughing at your expense

 Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy

Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy

Always biting on my nails

Always stiff, it never fails

Now I think I'll pick my nose

Wipe it on my sweaty clothes

Anxiety, anxiety...

Always screamin' at someone

Got a temper like a gun

Hair trigger personality

Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me hap-happy

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And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

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Anxiety keeps me high

Cross my heart and hope to die

 Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety