Capo 4th fret

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 Intro Emaj7sus4 (x2)

I've been so sad

 Since you said my accent was bad

He's wearin' a frown This Caledonian clown

 I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate

  Emaj7sus4

To make sure my words On your Saxon ears don't grate

 But I wouldn't know a single word to say

  Emaj7sus4

If I flattened all the vowels And threw the 'R' away

Some days I stand

On your green and pleasant land

How dare I show face

When my diction is such a disgrace

I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate

To make sure my words

On your Saxon ears don't grate

But I wouldn't know a single word to say

If I flattened all the vowels

And threw the 'R' away

You say that if I want to get ahead

The language I use should be left for dead

Emaj7sus4

It doesn't please your ear

And though you tell it like a leg-pull

It seems you're still full of John Bull

Emaj7sus4

You just refuse to hear

Oh what can I do

To be understood by you

Perhaps for some money

I could talk like a bee dripping honey.

I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate

To make sure my words

On your Saxon ears don't grate

But I wouldn't know a single word to say

If I flattened all the vowels

And threw the 'R' away

You say that if I want to get ahead

The language I use should be left for dead

It doesn't please your ear

And though you tell it like a leg-pull

I think you're still full of John Bull

You just refuse to hear

He's been so sad

Since you said his accent was bad

He's wearin' a frown

This Caledonian clown

I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate

To make sure my words

On your Saxon ears don't grate

But I wouldn't know a single word to say

If I flattened all the vowels

And threw the 'R' away

Flattened all the vowels

And threw the 'R' away

If I flattened all the vowels

And threw the 'R' away