Standard (EADGBE)

There was a guy

An under water guy who controlled the sea

Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge

  from new york and new jersey

  This monkey's gone to heaven

  This monkey's gone to heaven

  This monkey's gone to heaven

  This monkey's gone to heaven

The creature in the sky

Got sucked in a hole

Now there's a hole in the sky

And the ground's not cold

And if the ground's not cold

Everything is gonna burn

We'll all take turns

I'll get mine, too

Chorus

Rock me joe!

If man is 5 [3x]

Then the devil is 6 [5x]

Then god is 7 [3x]

Chorus