Cavern Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 It's latEer than we think E

 before yoDu slip into the night A

 you'll wEant something to drink E

D A

Steal away before the dawn,

Gand bring us back good nDews

G B

But if you tread in primal soup

 please wEipe it from your shoes. E

D A

Just then a porhole pirate

scourged the evening with his cry

and sanctuary bugs deprived

a monkey of its thigh

A dust arose and blocked my nose

before I could think twice,

Despite the scut that bubbled up

I gave some last advice:

The flesh from Satan's dogs

 will makDe the rudiments oAf gruel

C G

Deduct the carrots from your pay

Eyou worthless swampy fool E

D A

Exploding through fields and few

and swimming in the mire

the septic maiden's gargoyle tooth

demented me with fire

I drifted where the current chose

afloat upon my back

And if perchance a newt slimed by

I'd stuff it in my sack

SoonI felt a bubble form

somewhere below my skin

but with handy spine of hedgehog

I removed the force within

Suzie then removed her mask

and caused a mighty stir

the angry crowd responded

taking turns at grabbing her

The foggy cavern's musty grime

appeared within my palm

I snatched Rick's fork to scrape it off

with deadly icy calm

The crowd meanwhile had taken Sue

and used her like a rag

to mop the slime from where the slug

had slithered with the bag

In summing up, the moral seems a little bit obscure...

Give the director a serpent deflector

EA mudrat detectoAr, a ribbon refleDctor A

EA cushion convecAtor, a picture of Dnectar A

EA virile disector, a horAmone collector D A

E A D A

play this several times, and then say:

whatever you do, take care of your shoes!

E A D A