Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(strings [2X; guitar enters 2nd time]):

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Verse 1

  Long ago in days of old

  There lived a knight who wasn't quite as bold

  As a knight should be

  He rode an old grey mare called Bess

  Searchin' for a damsel in distress

  Just to see if he

  Could set her free

Chorus 1

  See the knight in rusty armour ride

  To her aid

  Trusty sword is hanging at his side

  With a rusty blade

Verse 2

Up the tower steps he sneaked

But as he moved his rusty armour squeaked

Such a mournful note

And all the sentries at their post

Thought it must have been the castle ghost

They jumped for their lives

In the moat

Chorus 2

So the knight in rusty armour won

His fair maid

Had no need to draw his trusty sword

With a rusty blade

Verse 3 [partial]:

  As he bent to kiss his bride

  He found that he was rusted up inside

  In his battle dress

  And I can guess

Coda

  How they still got married and had twins

  They came in tins

  Every suit of armour ever made

  Has a kink

  Chain mail pants with a missing link

(bass drum/high hat fill; end cold on C)

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers