Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
Hello toilet trained, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
"Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid."
Steaming hot towel on my face
Chorus
I was
sha-------ved, I'm
asha-------med, I was
sha-------ved, I'm
asha-------med
Main riff twice
Verse 2
[Something indecipherable] in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered, Andy's not
Chorus
Solo
Main riff twice
Verse 3
Chorus
Main riff once, then bass only on main riff, then drums only.
[If you're just playing alone, just play it three time, and mute
it more each time until the third time is extremely percussive sounding.]