Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

 I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in

 It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win

 This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

 I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs

 And a bathroom I can play baseball in

 And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

 I'll need a credit card that's got no limit

 And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

 Gonna join the mile high club at 37,000 feet

 I want a new tour bus full of old guitars

 My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

 Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

Pre-chorus

 I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

 I'd even cut my hair and change my name

Chorus

 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

 And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

 The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

 We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

 And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

 In the VIP with the movie stars

 Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

 Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

Bridge

 I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors

 Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

 I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs

 Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

 And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

 The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

 We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

 And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

 In the VIP with the movie stars

 Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

 Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

 And we'll hide out in the private rooms

 With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

 They'll get you anything with that evil smile

 Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial and

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rawkstar