Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(Done with open chords)

There's a place on Figueroa Street,

 Where you can always gooooo

 Smiling faces you might meet,

 Whoa! All Hail,

 The Sportsman Bar

 Whoa! All Hail,

 The Sportsman Bar

(Rest of the song is power chords)

Verse 1

 The trophies on the mantel

 Are covered with dust,

 And the pretzels are from nineteen eighty-twooooo.

 The soda from the bar

 Tastes just like rust,

 Nobody cares! All Hail

 The Sportsman Bar

 Whoa! All Hail,

  (Hold)

The Sportsman Bar

Pre Chorus 1:

 There's Mike Green,

 He's fallen to his knees,

 He's mumbling 'bout the

 State Street rock and roooolllllll

 They took away the booths,

 But unless they take the roof

 We will see you again here tomorrow!

Solo

 Whoa! All hail,

 the sportsman bar!

Verse 2

Say a prayer for friends

Who passed away,

Say a prayer for the lurkers

And the losers

And to all you bastards

That moved out of town,

We'll see you at Thanksgiving

At the Sportsman Bar

Whoa! All Hail,

The Sportsman Bar

Pre Chorus 2:

Ned's our man,

With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can,

Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight!

He'll punch you in the face,

But it's your kind of place

So we'll see you again here tomorrow!

 Everybody's drunk! Everybody's drunk! x3

 Whoa! All Hail, The Sportsman Bar

(Final time do this)

 Sports-man Baaaar!