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Intro

I'm not the one you dream about

And I'm not the one who you can't live without { live without }

I'm not the one who you wanna see

I'm not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you're tired of all the jerks

 And you're tired of all the work

 And you're tired of being hurt

 You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt

I'm not the one who was an old time punkrocker

I was listening to rush and trying to feather

my hair back when all that stuff went down

I'm not the one who's in a highschoolhardcoreband

I sat in my room scoring with miss Pacman

And when you're tired of all the jerks

And you're tired of all the work

And you're tired of being hurt

You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt...........yeah

Solo

No tats, no piercings, no hats, and no grungebeard baby yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah