Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x2
Verse
There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Pamela Jack
Who's got the crack?
Chorus
Who-o-o's got the crack? x3
I am a goat in a boat
in a moat
Who's got the crack?
chorus
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
chorus
i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
it's hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless, but i'm feeling so uptight
get your mamma in a headlock baby
and do it right! Who's got the crack?!
chorus
end on D