Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse

  There's no such thing as a harmless joke

  There's no such thing as a gentle toke

  There's no such thing as Pamela Jack

  Who's got the crack?

Chorus

  Who-o-o's got the crack? x3

I am a goat in a boat

in a moat

Who's got the crack?

chorus

I like it when my hair is poofy

I like it when you slip me a roofy

I like it when you've got the crack

Who's got the crack?

chorus

i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love

it's hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove

I wanna be reckless, but i'm feeling so uptight

get your mamma in a headlock baby

and do it right! Who's got the crack?!

chorus

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