Standard (EADGBE)

x2

Eating snow flakes with plastic forks

And a paper plate of course

You think of everything

Short love with a long divorce

And a couple of kids, of course

They don't mean anything

Live in trailers with no class

God damn, I hope I can pass

High school means nothing

Taking heartache with hard work

God damn, I am such a jerk

I can't do anything

x2

And I shout that you're all fakes

 And you should've seen the look on your face

 And I guess that's what it takes

 When comparing your belly aches

And it's been a long time

 Which agrees with this watch of mine

 And I know that I miss you

 and I'm sorry if I dissed you

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[repeat whole song again]