Standard (EADGBE)

Reasons to quit the smoke and beer don't do me like before

 And I'm hardly ever sober and my old friends

 Don't come round much anymore

Reasons to quit the low is always lower than the high

 And the reasons for quitting don't outnumber all the reasons why

 So we keep smoking and we keep drinking

 Having fun and never thinking

Laughing at the price tags that the we pay

 And we keep roaring down the fast lane

 Like two young men feeling no pain

 And the reasons for quitting are getting bigger each day

 Reasons to quit I can't afford the habit all the time

 And I need be sober I gotta write some new songs that will rhyme

Reasons to quit there ain't no rhyme or reason when your high

 And the reasons for quitting don't outnumber all the reasons why

Repeat #2