He Thinks Hell Keep Her Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G G Em C G G Em C

Intro

G She makes his Gcoffee,Em she makes his bCed

G She does the Glaundry,Em she keeps him fCed

D When she was Dtwenty-one she woAmre her mother's lAmace

D She said forDever with a Emsmile upCon her fDace

She does the carpool, she PTA's

Doctors and dentists, she drives all day

When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three

And every christmas card showed a perfect family

G EverythDing runs right on tCime, years of prDactice and desGign

 Spit and pDolish till it shCines, he thinks he'll Dkeep her

G EverythDing is so benCign, safest plDace you'll ever fGind

 God forbDid you'd change your mCind, he thinks he'll Dkeep her

G G Em C

Instrumental

She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits

With no expression upon her face

When she was thirty-six she met him at the door

She said, "I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore"

Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design

Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he'll keep her

Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find

God forbid you'd change your mind, he thinks he'll keep her

[4 bars of instrumental]

 For Dfifteen years she hDad a job and nAmot one raise in pAmay

D Now she's in the tDyping pool atEm miniCmum waDge

Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design

Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he'll keep her

Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find

At least until you change your mind, he thinks he'll keep her

G G Em C G G Em C G G Em C G G Em C D G

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