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 True, I'd give my right arm

 To keep you safe from harm

 And true, for you, I'd move to Ecuador

 And I'd keep a little farm

 Chop wood to keep you warm

 But I don't really love you anymore

 I don't have to love you now if I don't wish to

 I won't see you anyhow if that's an issue

 Because I am a gentleman

 Think of me as just your fan

 Who remembers every dress you ever wore

 Just the bad comedian

 Your new boyfriend's better than

 'Cos I don't really love you anymore

 There'll be someday when your eyes do not enthrall me

 I'll be numb I realize you'll never call me

 'Cos I've read your horoscope

 And now I've given up all hope

 So I don't really love you anymore

 'Cos I've read your horoscope

 And now I've given up all hope

 So I don't really love you anymore.

Love Matt

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