Failure With Girls Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F♯I've got an ugly Aface,

 With Espots all over the Bplace,

F♯I haven't got any Amates,

EAnd me clothes have gone Bout of date.

F♯I go to the pub on me Aown,

 And I Edrink me orange alBone,

F♯I sit and stare at the Acrack,

 But Ethey just Bturn their backs,

 I G♯want to chat them C♯up,

 But I F♯stare at me Bfeet,

 And G♯then I go C♯home and I F♯beat me Bmeat,

G♯I'm dead C♯shy about the F♯size of me Bdick,

DAnd chips and gravy make me sick,

F♯I'm a failure with Egirls I don't know C♯why,

C♯He's a failure with Bgirls He don't know F♯why,

F♯I'm a failure with Egirls They're so unC♯kind,

C♯He's a failure with Bgirls They're so F♯unkind,

F♯I'm a failure with Egirls They make me C♯cry,

C♯He's a failure with Bgirls They make hI'm F♯cry,

F♯Only wish I could Esay that I don't mBind.

F♯A Macc Lad said "Sonny take Anote",

 And he Epoured a pint of bitter down me Bthroat,

 It were the F♯first pint I ever Ahad,

 And I Echanged to a Breal Macc Lad,

 Me F♯clothes started looking dead Aflash,

 I got a Etattoo and a moustBache,

 And me F♯car got a go-faster Astripe,

 And Enow I pull crack Bevery night,

 And IC♯'m not F♯weak anymoBre,

 Cause me C♯dick measures F♯three foot Bfour,

 So C♯don't you F♯call me wBimp,

 Cause it's G♯three foot four even C♯when it's limp.

F♯I'm dead macho with Egirls I never C♯fail,

C♯He's dead macho with Bgirls he nevers F♯fails,

F♯I'm dead macho with Egirls cause I sup C♯ale,

C♯He's dead macho with Bgirls cause he sups F♯ale,

F♯I'm dead macho with Egirls thanks to E. C♯Lees,

C♯He's dead macho with Bgirls thanks to E. F♯Lees,

F♯Only wish that I Edidn't have BVD.