Standard (EADGBE)
Ive never been lucky


At picking up women


But this life that I live


Is not one that I choose


She was a waitress


With hair blond and curly


With a pretty black dress


And those japanese shoes

Chorus


Man I need to impress her


cause Id like to undress her


I need a song about sonja


When Im singing tonight


She looked so pretty


As she poured my coffee


But she had her eye


On my friend at the bar


And I watched her watch him


And I watched her thinking


I wish her eye was on me


Chorus



And if I could sing her


A tender love ballad


Id hope that the audience
might sing along


But I cant find the right way


To tell her my feelings


And still make the words rhyme with sonja

No Ive never been lucky


At picking up women


But this life that I live


Is not one that I choose


She was a waitress


Now shes gone forever


And Im stuck with this song


That I never will use



Man you need to impress her


If you want to undress her


Sing a song about sonja


When youre singing tonight


Sing a song about sonja


When youre singing tonight