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Well I wonder how Susie is doing

 At the airport in old Durango

 Does Susie still work for the airlines

 I pray one day they let that bitch go

 Susie’s a big deal at the airlines

 The Durango airport’s pretty small

 She checks in and tags

 And handles some baggage

 You could say that sue does it all

 You could say that bitch sue does it all

I flew into Durango from Denver

Where I ground checked my martin guitar

Susie took it off of that aircraft

threw it on top a luggage car

from the airplane there on the runway

through the window I witnessed it all

my axe hit the tarmac

I swear I heard the crack

That old dreadnaught took a dreadful fall

My guitar took a terrible fall

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So inside I showed Susie the damage

Caused by her negligent misdeed

 She denied that it even happened

 Innocent was how Susie did plead

 Well I implied that she was a liar

 That’s when Susie made up her sick mind

Hell surely don’t have

 That bitch susie’s wrath

 She was gonna my kick my ass big time

 That bitch would kick my ass big time

Kick it- solo

Kick it again- solo

The next day I went back to the airport

My old six string held together with tape

Susie was on duty that morning

From that cold bitch I could not escape

She said you can’t take your guitar to Texas

Because its in a soft leather case

Either leave it behind

Or a hard case go find

I swear Sue had a smile on her face

That bitch had a smile on her face

Then she showed me a rule in a rulebook

Some bs made up by the faa

I had to leave my guitar in Durango

Have it fed-exed back to LA

I borrowed an axe down in Austin

But I swore I would right susie’s wrong

Lawyers aint cheap

Im no litigious creep

So instead I wrote Susie a song

I wrote that bitch Susie a song

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Now I think of myself as a nice guy

Usually I’m polite, never rude

Course the bitch’s name isn’t Susie

Cause I don’t want to get my ass sued

But I wonder how Angela’s doing

That’s something I’d sure like to know

Is Angie still there

With her pony tailed hair

At the airport in old Durango

At the airport in old Durango