Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
People know when they see this show just the kind of a guy i am,
They'll recognize by what I stand for and what I just can't stand,
They'll percieve what I believe in and what i know is true
they'll understand that I'm a one man guy i always was through and through
Chorus
cause i'm a one man guy in the morning
i'm the same in the afternoon
one man guy when the sun goes down i'll whistle me a one man tune
one man guy, a one man guy, only kind of guy to be
a one man guy, I'm a one man guy, and a one man is me.
Verse 2
People meditate, hey that's just great trying to find the inner you
people depend on family and friends, and other folks to put 'em through,
I don't know why i'm a one man guy, or why this is a one man show,
but these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all i really know,
Chorus
Verse 3
gonna' bathe and shave and dress myself and eat solo, every night,
unplug the phone, sleep alone, stay way out of sight,
sure it gets kinda' lonley, yeah it's sorta' sick
bein' on your own one and only, is a selfish, dirty trick