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Intro

Verse 1

If you ask me why

 I lie to you

I can tell you I

don't know myself

 Its amazingly dishonest

 But I'd have to

 recognize it

 As part of myself

Verse 2

Straighten up

Why can't you

straighten up

I've heard you

tell me this

 So many times

 It doesn't even stick

 I get it all the time

 I get it all the time

 You know I love to

make A joke of it

Verse 3

 And if you ask

 me why I hurt you

 I don't understand it

 I can't help myself

 Its a special combination

 Of predatory instinct

 And simple ill will

Chorus 1

I would give some

thought to it

 If I thought that

 it might do me

Some good

Some good

Verse 4

Straighten up

 Why can't you

straighten up

 You always

say I'll lose

 Control of it

 And thirty is

not too old

Chorus 2

 Well momma I

would give some

thought to it

 If I thought

that it

 might do me

 Some good

Some good

Some good

Some good