Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

play twice):

Verse

 Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking

Sickly sausage rolls,

 Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways,

 Think I'll sign off the dole.

Chorus

 'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine,

 The fog on the Tyne is all mine,

 The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine,

 The fog on the Tyne is all mine.

Intro

once):

Verse

Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker,

Could a copper comprehend,

That a crooked coffin maker is just an undertaker

Who undertakes to be your friend.

Chorus

'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine,

The fog on the Tyne is all mine,

The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine,

The fog on the Tyne is all mine.

Intro

once):

Verse

Tell the truth tomorrow, today will take it's time

To tell you what tonight will bring,

Presently we'll have a pint or two together,

 Everybody do their thing.

Instrumental section

play twice):

(2nd time finish with)

Intro

Verse

We can swing together, we can have a wee wee,

We can have a wet on the wall,

If someone slips a whisper that it's simple sister,

Slap them down and slobber on their smalls.

Chorus

'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine,

The fog on the Tyne is all mine,

The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine,

The fog on the Tyne is all mine...