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Intro

1st verse

 He thought he was drunk as can be

 New white skinny rebel was he

 Because he knew what mattered

 It's all in the clatter of the band's he'd seen

 His words with wisdom would shock

 Whether he meant them or not

 He'd save the world

 All the boys and the girls

 But another single's all he'd be

Chorus

x2)

 That's sad

That's right

 Another night

 Of someone else's fantasy

2nd verse

(Same chords as 1st verse)

He thought he was cool with his tunes

He practiced the nack in his room

And in the evening he'd d.j.

With the slider at plus eight

Believing that at his feet we swoon

Now he is always there in the queue

While down on the dance floor it's you

And when he starts playing

You don't notice that these aren't his tunes

Chorus

x4)

3rd verse

He thought he could measure the world

Because he loved the flag when unfurled

First he's a lawyer excellent debater

You should have heard the mud he hurled

Now you've seen his face on t.v.

Leading parlimentary

When he makes decisions

That meet your derision

He reminds us all that we're free