Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

I love my brine shrimp pals, they are my friends.

I watch them float around inside their tank.

But when I came back home from school today

My little friends were dead and I was sad.

Chorus

 The other day they were alive,

 and now they’re floating at the top.

 I knew they wouldn’t last forever,

 and now they’re just a bunch of dead sea monkeys. (Dead sea monkeys.)

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Bridge 1

Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?

Will my sea monkeys go to hell?

Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?

Will my sea monkeys go to hell?

Bridge 2

 I miss ‘em, I miss ‘em, me oh my!

 I miss ‘em, I miss ‘em, me oh my!

 I miss ‘em, I miss ‘em, me oh my!

 I miss ‘em, I miss ‘em, me oh my!

Bridge 3

I want my monkeys back.

Give my monkeys back!

 I want my monkeys back.

JESUS CHRIST.