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Intro
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Verse 1
Hello welcome to the show Thought
we broke up years ago What's up
I just shit my pants Gambled and
I lost Good times just blew out
my knee I've fallen and I
can't get up Oh shit
I think I broke my
back Where's the wheelchair?
Chorus 1
I'm old school
I'm played out
Osteoporosis
glaucoma and neurosis
The vultures circling
above our balding heads
Verse 2
Second verse the
same as the first
I forgot the words
again Railer lost my inhaler
Who's got a smoke for the Caper?
Hold on let me catch my breath
All right I feel better
now Take it to the bridge
Brdige:
I'll never be Ozzy On
stage when I'm fifty I'm gonna look
like Elvis By the time I'm forty
We're already bogus We're already
fading We'll never be The
Rolling Stones I'm staying home
Chorus 2
C#m--A-G#- x2
Dementia and senility My failing
muscles atrophy I've lost all
ability Falling apart
Interlude
E-G#-C#m-B7-A-B-E--
Outro
Blue hair brown teeth
Failing livers defeat
Maybe we will try to pull
it off For another year